crumplin

What's up

what's crumplin', my nizzle?

by sallyemadavid May 7, 2011

Crumpin Off

The act of shamelessly pleasuring ones self in the bathroom at your place of employment. If you’re good enough for a stall you’re too good to be Crumpin Off

“Did you hear dean was Crumpin Off?”

“Yeah dude was beating his dick at the urinal.”

by Neil Cicierega August 11, 2018

Crumpkin

The logical evolution of the blumpkin: receiving head while taking a shit while smoking crack.

After spending weeks trying to find the perfect fathers day gift for my husband, my friend Alice suggested I simply buy a huge bag of crack and fellate him while he shits! He loved it! Thanks crumpkin!

by Pam Landry July 7, 2009

crumpin'

Expressing your blackness through out of control body movements, to much for a white person to handle

he wuz crumpin' so hard last night, all them crackas were staring

by Gavit January 7, 2010

Crumpin'

1) When your girlfriend or any other girl of interest including a potential bang or even your mother starts bitchin, complaining, nagging, or failing to know her role. In most cases, there is no reason for this act of crumpin and it usually comes out of nowhere.

2) Any annoyance or complaint that comes out of a female's dirty mouth.

3) An accumilation of bitching. Even if your best friend is complaining you can tell him, "Stop crumpin. You sound like my girlfirend."

Girlfriend: "Where are you. I thought we were supposed to eat lunch together today. Seriousy, I'm getting sick of this. Whaaa Whaaa Whaaa."

You: "Bitch...stop your fuckin crumpin'. I'm playin (insert your game of choice {ex: FIFA/Madden} here.) I'll see you later."

by Andrew and David December 23, 2007

Crumpeting

A British public school tradition generally practised by the upper classes, in which a crumpet is super-heated, covered in butter, and thrust between the buttocks of a chosen schoolboy. Often used as an initiation ritual. The crumpetee is expected to clench the hot crumpet between their buttocks as the butter runs down their backside, burning them. Should they allow the crumpet to fall, a greater punishment is often chosen.

This tradition is also practised among young gentleman's dining clubs and junior commissioned ranks of the military.

"I say, old boy! If Jenkins is to join this dining club, I expect him to tolerate a jolly harsh crumpeting!"

by Gizchern May 14, 2009

Booty Crumpin'

The instance of a set of buttocks jiggling uncontrollably, esp. during sex.

Ben: "That looks like some booty crumpin' to me, man."
Chris: "Oh fuck, yeah."

by mckrider November 6, 2009