cali crumcake

When you have a bitch floss your butt hair with her teeth and then eats the dingle berries

Bro this chick was so nasty she actually gave me a Cali crumcake

by im dat guy... April 12, 2015

crumbcakes

the best anti-swearword ever!

Oh crumbcakes! I lost my calculator before the final exam!

by anti-swearwordomnom January 27, 2011

Vagius Crumbcake

1. a friend that is considred the bitch out of your group.
2. A name for Hitz.
3. A vagina with genital warts.

1. He is def a the Vagius Crumbcake.
3. She had bad Vagius Crumbcake

by Freddy June 11, 2006

apple crumbcake

A man pisses and rubs shit all over her face, grabs a handfull of nuts and smashes it into her face.

Dude, i gave that girl an apple crumbcake last weekend. it was great.

by PMS crew November 30, 2006

crumbkakke

First used in a smosh video (Trivial Pursuit: Try not to laugh #6 (Chosen Edition))

It’s when you crumble up a bunch of cookies and sprinkle it over someone’s face

Spencer: which country is home of the cookie-like Crumbkakke
Shayne: I’d never partake in that! You know that! I’d never fap! I do not watch crumbkakke.

by Qishrbaks May 25, 2024

Crumbkakke

When you crumble up a bunch of cookies and sprinkle them over someone's face.

Man: "I know you don't like traditional cakes, so instead we got you this!"

multiple men wearing sun glasses and grey wolf shirts on enter and surround your girlfriend. They each take turns pouring handfuls of crumbled Oreos over her face. She gleefully holds her tongue out and closes her eyes

Man: Happy Birthday! Hope you're enjoying your Crumbkakke!

by Kaotek Kowbell June 12, 2024

crumbkakke

The act of crumbling up a bunch of cookies and sprinkling it all over someone's face, replacing the cum in the sexual act of bukakke. This term was coined by Spencer Agnew of Smosh.

"I do not partake in that, you know that. I do not fap, I do not watch crumbkakke" -- the Chosen (Smosh Games - Chosen Trivial Pursuits)

by ykwtdwtbfbwww June 15, 2024