Crotchy

Taking a picture of your crotch and posting it to social media, similar to a selfie but with crotches

"Hey, take a look at my newest crotchy pic on instagram"

by Dawnoreo December 06, 2013

Crotchy

A character from the game Postal 2, depicted as costume of literal cock and balls.

"You think you can take Crotchy down?"

by Mr Mewtwo April 03, 2022

crotchies

when u have little rodents running around in your crotch, it feels wierd, REALLY WIERD

dude i have to say my crotchies are itchin like a bitch

by aubrey langeland May 06, 2003

Crotchie

A selfie of your undercarriage

That ho be sweatin' my nutz, so I sent her a crotchie to seal the diz'eal

by SaintBreesy09 February 06, 2015

crotchi botchi

this is half the words to every rap song ever

lalalalala crotchi botchi

by ederpaka September 03, 2010

Crotchy Button

When you're so scared or disgusted your dick hides itself by forming itself into an innie belly button like transformation except it's near your crotch.

That porn I watched earlier scared my penis so bad I have had a crotchy button for a week now.

by therealshadybrabbit July 30, 2015

crotchie

Another word for vagina or the heel of a mother's foot. Often missused as a baby's rattle.

oh damm! my crotchie is bleeeeeeeeeeeeding!

by crotchiesbleed April 24, 2010