Crockblock

Given the option, when your significant other prefers a family member's company to spending time with you (typically holiday or other family time).

The crock pot serves as reference to all things domestic, familial, and unsexy that occur which challenge your romance with your significant other.

NOTICE: Sexiness/utility of crockpot in actual reference may strengthen, weaken, or otherwise alter the effect of this joke, i.e. an old curbside filth-ring layered crockpot may breed disgust and contempt for your significant other's choice, while a sleek top of the line ionic self materializing crockpot may cause your P1 to either

(a) fail to sympathize with your crockblocked status OR (b) hang up the phone to go buy a comparable crockpot.

P1: " You're free tonight? I thought you flew down with Francis?!"
YOU: " I did, but Mama Dukes said Francis could the learn the family gumbo recipe, so I'm free."
P1: " Your old lady leads the parish in Crockblocking, but that IS some good gumbo."

by enzo@estoy June 25, 2012

Crotchrocket

This word is used to replace cuss words when you're friends parents are about.

You: Crotchrocket! I just stubbed my toe!
Friends' Mom: Oh, what a nice young man.

by callmesock October 6, 2010

crotchlock

1. adj. the state of getting no sex for a long period of time

JaMarcus ain't called me in forever! I hate when he puts me on crotchlock!

by Sophia April 20, 2005

crotchrocket

motorbike ahahahahahahahha

dude, did u see his crotchrocket

by hobo_on_hastings September 21, 2003

cotchblock

When your cotch, or state of relaxation and comfort, is ruined by a irritating or aggravating person or thing. Similar to cockblock.

#1 Dude, me and my mates were just chilling last night when Dave's girlfriend called.

Ah man, Claire is such a cotchblocker.

#2 Stop talking to me about that exam tomorrow! What a cotchblock.

by wimwiblin September 5, 2012

crotchblossom

offspring, kid, child, sex trophy, that which issues forth from the female loins about nine months(in humans) after unprotected coitus and fertilization of an egg.

Hysteric over marijuana legalization: Oh my gawd! All the kiddies are gonna be smoking pot now!

Juana: Parenting means not needing the government to keep your little crotchblossoms away from maryjane.

by Mary Juana Sativa November 7, 2012

CrotchRocket

It is when someone lights a firework and goes straight to your dick or pussy.

I lighted a firework on my friend's crotch, it's just like a crotchrocket.

by TrollerDefines April 2, 2015