crotchless chaps

leather pants, without the crotch, allowing easy access to the sexual reproduction systems that we all love.

also used for easy access to the toilet.

MAN! I really wish I was wearing crotchless chaps right now!!

Lets do it, right now, good thing you are wearing your crotchless chaps!

DUDE! I have to take a really big shit! Where the hell are my crotchless chaps?!

by Broaud June 14, 2008

crotchal

having to do with or around the crotch

try and get yourself some crotchal action

by Auspex August 4, 2006

crotchal

Of or relating to the groin.

Mr. Burgundy, you have a MASSIVE erection.

I'm sorry, it's the... - it's the pleats.
It's actually an optical illusion. It's the pattern on the pants: It's not flattering in the crotchal region.
...
Nothing to look at: go back to work, everyone.
Don't act like you're not impressed!

film: Anchorman

by slangMaverick February 7, 2008

crotchless

A term similar to "dickless" in its usage, but more versatile, in that it can be used on both men and women. It implies that the person in question is "smooth in the front", like a Barbie Or Ken doll, and therefore lacking in sexual prowess. Also implies a certain level of uselessness, an inability to experience pleasure of any kind, and an accompanying willingness to spoil the pleasure of others.

"The party was going great until some people started getting naked and crotchless over there called the police. Who the fuck calls the cops on their own party?"

by The DLivR8R February 2, 2005

crotchless panties

panties without a crotch

Look at that girls pussy you can see it through her crotchless panties!!!

by Bubba Keen December 10, 2008

Crotchless bikini

A bikini worn on some beaches and where a woman wants to show what a prime pussy she's got.

Look at Kathy in that crotchless bikini.

by Deep blue 2012 September 12, 2009

crotchstank

The pungent fragrance of an unwashed groin.

Dwayne didn't like the smell of his own crotchstank.

by Kevin of infinite madness fame September 3, 2003