Waffle Crotch

Someone who is emotionally and/or sexually confused;
Someone who mistreats fiiiine ladies

fiiiiine Girl 1: Wow that guy is such a d-bag!
fiiiiine Girl 2: Nah he's just a waffle crotch.

by wafflecrotch101 August 31, 2018

Waffle Crotch

When your stretch jeans start to ripple or “waffle” in the areas that are continually stretched ie. the crotch and the knees.

His jeans have got serious waffle crotch going on

by Zombie mother 1884 November 25, 2018

Crotch Waffel

Vagina

i just went to the doctor to get my Crotch Waffel checked out.

by iFuck June 25, 2008

crotch waffles

herpes; or kids who camp in call of duty 4

I hate crotch waffles on the xbox.

by lupert2869 April 13, 2009

crotchwaffle

That particular area located on a woman's anatomy where the legs come together, i.e.- the naughty bits

Dorothy took great delight in shaving her crotchwaffle and then shooting ping-pong balls out of it.

by Fred Norris March 11, 2003

CrotchWaffle

Bre, the herpefied mathlete

"Ew. Bre YOU CROTCHWAFFLE"

by Crotchwaffle February 28, 2004