The nether-regions; genitals, the crotch; a combination of words creating the super-word to describe the lower region; a genius invention of the coolest dude ever.
by plasticfuck November 28, 2005
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Wendy: God, Amanda, these customers must be incredibly idiotic today, they have you acting crotchity.
Amanda: I swear to god I'm going to blow this mother f#@!ing place up and bust some people's knee caps. Oh, and Wendy, go f&#k yourself. Sorry, that's not me talking, it's the crotchitiness.
Amanda: I swear to god I'm going to blow this mother f#@!ing place up and bust some people's knee caps. Oh, and Wendy, go f&#k yourself. Sorry, that's not me talking, it's the crotchitiness.
by Angry Gas Station Attendent December 22, 2008
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by 1960Pegleg September 26, 2019
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While Gocita and Joel were working out at the gym, Joel leaned over and whispered, "Girl, did you see that guy over there by the bench presses? He is crotchity for days! Loves it!"
by Goce December 7, 2006
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Aietzhunn: It was just a crotchdité, not the main course. An amuse bouche, if you will.
Aietzhunn: It was just a crotchdité, not the main course. An amuse bouche, if you will.
by Rishysan April 21, 2009
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Get the Crotchity mug.A fictitious city somewhere in Germany. Is populated with persons of ill repute that have, for good reason, suffered some form of testicular injury delivered to them by another party.
*Player in Sniper Elite vol. 2 shoots an enemy NPC in the testicles, causing them to explode*
Player: "Boom! I just gave you a first-class bullet train ticket to Crotchwitz!"
Player: "Boom! I just gave you a first-class bullet train ticket to Crotchwitz!"
by Blackbird's Fallen Angel February 26, 2018
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