Crotchwitz

A fictitious city somewhere in Germany. Is populated with persons of ill repute that have, for good reason, suffered some form of testicular injury delivered to them by another party.

*Player in Sniper Elite vol. 2 shoots an enemy NPC in the testicles, causing them to explode*
Player: "Boom! I just gave you a first-class bullet train ticket to Crotchwitz!"

by Blackbird's Fallen Angel February 26, 2018

crotchpit

The part where your leg meets your crotch and you build up a sweat line while exercising. Perhaps like an 'armpit' but for your crotch.

My crotchpit sweat is undeniable after that run. It looked like I peed.

by ISSEXY April 25, 2010

Crotchity

A label given to someone who is grumpy or to someone who is in a bad mood.

He sure is crotchity this morning!

by Katie April 25, 2005

Crotchwatcher

A perverted indivdual who stares at people's crotch area looking for identifiable traces of sexual organs.

Check that crotchwatcher scoping for fanny bulge.

by Rhinestone Souron October 7, 2006

crotchpit

The part where your leg meets your crotch and you build up a sweat line while exercising. Perhaps like an 'armpit' but for your crotch.

My crotchpit sweat is undeniable after that run. It looked like I peed.

by ISSEXY April 25, 2010

crotchity

Acting old and bitter, kinda bitchy.

That old crotchity bitch just gave me the finger.

by Mudd October 12, 2003

Crotchbite

Crotchbite

crotchbit·ten, (btn) or crotchbit·ing, crotchbites

A disasgreeable situation.

A stroke of bad luck.

To actually bite someones crotch.

"Extra homework?! What a crotchbite!"

"Geez, they know? Talk about a crotchbite."

"HOLY CRAP, WHAT'S WITH THE CROTCHBITE?!"

by Robert "Zimarooski" Salazar February 12, 2004