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Crosswalk shuffle

Happens when a car needs to hang a right but has to wait for bonehead to get through the crosswalk. When bonehead realizes he is holding the car up, he breaks into a slight jog letting the car know that he sees them and he is going to hurry for them but this slow jog is no quicker than walking.
Hermes: ''Hurry up man, I need to get my girl some tampons.''
Friend: ''There he goes dude, breakin' in to the crosswalk shuffle.''
by Uggsly June 21, 2011
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Chris Crossway

Chris Crossway is a celebrity from the movie Raising Starts. He acted as a retarded gay boy that has a girlfriend named Zinobia, who liked him, buy he was gay so...... Did I mention he is retarded?
Chris Crossway uses "ur face" and " look in the mirror" in 2018. He's so dumb not even fire will come near him. You could say he's FLAME RETARDENT.
by diabetes ) December 5, 2018
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Chris Crossway

Is a celebrity from the movie Raising Starts and he is retarded and gay. He is a drug addict and a crackhead. His girlfriend Zinobia is so dumb that she punches people in the year 2018
by diabetes ) December 5, 2018
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Crosswalked

To be hit by a vehicle at a crosswalk.
Hey did you hear about Jim getting crosswalked last week?
by Gamavision April 25, 2011
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Crosswalkward

The awkwardness that occurs at crosswalks
No cars at the intersection were moving but the light turned green when I had just stepped into the road and I didn't know what to do, it was very crosswalkward.
by Awkies June 14, 2011
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crosswave

Tobacco and Weed mixed together and rolled into a joint.
Matt: Hey Joe, what did you use for this joint?
Joe: I didn't have enough weed so I used some tobacco to make a crosswave.
by JZartillery February 18, 2012
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Crosswalk

The Little Stretch Between a Girl's Vagina, and Butthole. Synonymous with Taint
MANNNN I JIZZED ON THAT BITCHES CROSSWALK THE OTHER DAY!
by clownkiller April 3, 2010
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