Michael: Hey jack. Why did the chicken cross the road?
Jack:Why?
Michael:To get to the other side
Jack:haha. so funny.
Jack:Why?
Michael:To get to the other side
Jack:haha. so funny.
by Argo Lawu August 20, 2022
1. (Idiom) Using a very complicated method or strategy when there is a simpler route that ends up with the same conclusion.
2. (Noun) A scientist in an insane asylum writing on the walls trying out figure out why the chicken crossed the road.
3. A question that has puzzled man for a very long time.
2. (Noun) A scientist in an insane asylum writing on the walls trying out figure out why the chicken crossed the road.
3. A question that has puzzled man for a very long time.
Ex:Using Mathematical Equations to find out why the chicken crossed the road
Lets see... The road is the variable y. x is the chicken...and w is the width of the road. Was the chicken hit by a car? Lets set that as variable q.
-46 Years Later-
Heh heh heh... So close to finishing!!! The chicken... crossed the road...because...
x=324897.453710599487105720982/23857105.3234 X 5^3489.245783-2433.452359157837598283994750175
y=45732658935/435 X 6^6.345722
w=2350701957303958.23095
q=23688.7853574545/534365645 X 235798^4364534577.3
He..he crossed the road... because...FFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!
Who is THE Chicken? Who the fuck is he? Is he a fat chicken ? How fast was he going? (The scientist has now mentally gone insane)
Lets see... The road is the variable y. x is the chicken...and w is the width of the road. Was the chicken hit by a car? Lets set that as variable q.
-46 Years Later-
Heh heh heh... So close to finishing!!! The chicken... crossed the road...because...
x=324897.453710599487105720982/23857105.3234 X 5^3489.245783-2433.452359157837598283994750175
y=45732658935/435 X 6^6.345722
w=2350701957303958.23095
q=23688.7853574545/534365645 X 235798^4364534577.3
He..he crossed the road... because...FFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!
Who is THE Chicken? Who the fuck is he? Is he a fat chicken ? How fast was he going? (The scientist has now mentally gone insane)
by EvilHamster March 19, 2012
Because it was pissed off
'Why did the condom cross the road?' Is a original joke that I created. Definitely didn't copy from anywhere
by Notmelol123 April 22, 2022
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road is a very old joke, The joke appeared during a 1847 of The Knickerbocker, Which is a New York monthly magazine
There are many types of the joke, such as:
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."
"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."
"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."
"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."
"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."
"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."
A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)
There are many types of the joke, such as:
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."
"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."
"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."
"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."
"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."
"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."
A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)
Here is an example:
Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."
Brook: "Spit it out dude."
Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."
Johnathan: ":("
Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."
Brook: "Spit it out dude."
Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."
Johnathan: ":("
by Detailed July 17, 2023