Crooketry

(crook-uh-tree) Noun

a troubled, secretive, hot ass mess situation (most commonly in blacks)

Jaquan hadn't paid the child support bills so Zonequiesha knew some crooketry was going on.

by Yoncé October 10, 2014

horse cooter's

Slang for Aw'Shucks

Horse Cooter's! I just stubbed my pink toe!

by Dexter Hulk February 4, 2019

Hit a straight lick with a crooked stick

Overcoming incredible difficulties and doing remarkable things.

Ex: When a kid grows up in a bad situation without any guidance, but somehow rises above it and has a successful life; that kid hit a straight lick with a crooked stick.

by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019

Cooter Tooter

Someone who has a tendency to queef very regularly.

That bitch is a cooter tooter.

by jnotosh December 8, 2010

croose

The drunken state where you do not act solely crazy or solely loose, instead you are somewhere along the middle, thus "croose"

"She got so drunk at that party last night, she was croose"

by Lara88 December 31, 2006

cooter juice

A class of deer scents created and formulated by Nelson Creek Outdoors

The cooter juice scent brought in a very nice buck.

by The Big Buck Hunter April 14, 2022

cooter poot

Same thing as a pussy fart

Man, when I pulled out, Cheryl let loose a cooter poot that parted my hair!

by Ferguson June 9, 2005