Crooked H

Democratic presidential candidate in 2016 and former first lady Hillary Clinton (1993-2001), as referred to by American President Donald Trump in his posts on Twitter.

"Crooked H destroyed phones w/ hammer, 'bleached' emails, & had husband meet w/AG days before she was cleared..." 12:56 PM - 15 Jun 2017 @realDonaldTrump

by Quiltraveler May 29, 2018

snab crooker

crab snooker - to play snooker using live crabs and a pole.

He played snab crooker and was ecstatic!

by councillor colin kemp February 16, 2005

Crooked D

When the shaft of one's penis is naturally tilted to one side or another.

I got that straight shaft, but homeboy over there is packin' that crooked D.

by Butta Monkey February 18, 2009

Crooked as a bag of snakes

Southern and western phase describing a person or and

Organization as being extremely untrustworthy, crooked, cheating and corrupt with out shame.

Old Judge Thompson is as crooked as a bag of snakes, he gives those local attorneys anything they want against out of town people and insurance companies.

by NorbertO October 5, 2012

Crooked Minds

He who has a crooked mind finds no good, And he who is perverted in his language falls into evil.

Crooked Minds is an awesome website, check it out @ www.crookedminds.com

by crookedminds June 16, 2009

Crooked arrow

The Crooked Arrow is a term used by certain Native American Indian tribes to describe the best and the bravest of all hunters. Whomever could hunt and kill with the crooked arrow was considered to be the most skilled and feared hunters of the tribes.

Only the best could hunt with the crooked arrow

by Blueknight77 May 29, 2017

Crooked Lou

person who is beyond drunk; inebriated; wasted on drugs and/or alcohol

Matt: "Yo Anthony, check out Crooked Lou sleeping at the bar."
Anthony: OH SHIT! I seen him puke in the bathroom & I think he pissed his pants!"

by MattyMcMutant February 5, 2010