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crock

Short for "crock of bullshit."
True beauty is on the inside? What a crock!

Comment submitted with Request to Delete: "It is hard to understand "crock" by giving a saying "crock of bullshit"; it's like defining basketball as "what they use in a basketball game"
by BlastMaster June 18, 2003
mugGet the crockmug.

Crock

Something that does not exist. "bullshit"

when put in a specific location, it can be used to signify imaginary or improbable circumstances.
"She was humping everything. Even the crock on the wall"

this means that she was so slutty she was even willing to hump things that were not existant
by the crockettes June 28, 2009
mugGet the Crockmug.

Crocking

The act of inserting the penis in-between two rocks and thrusting.
Bob loved crocking on a Tuesday evening.
by emix1111 October 27, 2020
mugGet the Crockingmug.

crock

A crock is a container.

A container can often hold thigns in it.
by larstait October 28, 2003
mugGet the crockmug.

crock

Steve: "That crock nearly bit me!"
by Erki Ruulib October 1, 2007
mugGet the crockmug.

crock

Dan Batcha told us he had a crooked penis so we called him a dirty crock
by m j f February 15, 2004
mugGet the crockmug.

crock

You can crock it while you're at work.
by lyndzphila April 5, 2011
mugGet the crockmug.

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