cock eyed muff monster

the bitch next door with the crazy eye

my life is shit, hell i live next to a cock eyed muff monster

by boarder1290 December 23, 2006

cock-eyed

1. Someone who is cross-eyed

2. Describing a person's cross-eyed look when a penis is present in between their eyes and they attempt to focus on it.

That bitch seems to be cock-eyed.

by Mr. Slicerz October 16, 2005

cock-eyed

When a girl hangs upside down and you shove your cock in her mouth and your balls hang infront of her eyes.

I cock-eyed your mom last night

by NowThatsQualityTV August 3, 2009

Cock-eyed.

A way of saying something is messed up or went wrong.

1:
Woman:"What's wrong?"

Woman's best friend:"I stubbed my toe, now it's all cock-eyed."

2:
Wife: "Is the new table ready to be brought in?"

Husband:"No, I broke a screw now it's all cock-eyed"

by Kayaluki!!! September 5, 2009

cock eyed

A general inability to perform physical actions due to a temporary handicap; though all body parts may be included.

Why didn't you hit the volleyball over the net, are your arms cock eyed?

by Jason "godzilla dong" M December 22, 2008

cock-eyed

to describe somone who has focused on too much cock and is slightly cross- eyed, or has one eye looking to the center.

That bitch was cock-eyed!

by Anonymous June 3, 2003

Cock-eyed

When a chick is giving you a blow job, her eyes focus in on the shaft giving the visual effect of her being....”cock-eyed”

Stacey looked so cock-eyed the other night when she was blowing me.

by Trainwreck2019 September 13, 2019