Not a compliment. A cock rocket is a person who has risen through the ranks of the asschiefs and has earned the title of "Cock >.>". The "Rocket" part comes in when the dirty hobnocker starts firing shit off from his or her mouth(s) like they are better than you. Jabberjaw much?
Guy: Aww fuck, rejected again...Today isnt my day.
Some Random Fuckface: HA! i bagged three bitches this week and nailed two of them, but hey thats just me.
Guy: As if, everyone knows u got aids and a limp dick you COCKROCKET!
Some Random Fuckface: HA! i bagged three bitches this week and nailed two of them, but hey thats just me.
Guy: As if, everyone knows u got aids and a limp dick you COCKROCKET!
by RaffleWaffle April 22, 2009
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Illegal and massively dangerous if ridden anywhere near their capacity on public streets, a tremendous waste of expense for the non-suicidal. Insurance companies love them.
Usually, they last about one summer season before they are:
a)Obsolete.
b)a twisted pile of unobtainium.
Illegal and massively dangerous if ridden anywhere near their capacity on public streets, a tremendous waste of expense for the non-suicidal. Insurance companies love them.
Usually, they last about one summer season before they are:
a)Obsolete.
b)a twisted pile of unobtainium.
Wow! That little old lady left-turned in front of that crotchrocket pilot!
Now he's just a streak of strawberry jelly on the asphalt.
Now he's just a streak of strawberry jelly on the asphalt.
by crowbone August 15, 2004
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by callmesock October 6, 2010
Get the Crotchrocket mug.When a man and woman (or other man) are having anal sex and the receiving partner farts, forcing themselves off of the penis of their lover in a rocket like fashion.
"Rick and I were going at it last night, but he had had too many burritos earlier and totally cockrocketed across the bed."
by Jesus Brigade June 17, 2008
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Dave is a chocherocket
Suck on deeeee!
i can fuck myself with my cooter wang dong comb!
Two in the pink,one on the ccccccock!
Suck on deeeee!
i can fuck myself with my cooter wang dong comb!
Two in the pink,one on the ccccccock!
by dav0r October 15, 2003
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by Cockrocket69 May 24, 2008
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by hobo_on_hastings September 21, 2003
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