by jake lmao take that L bitch April 11, 2019
Get the Cristymug. Cristi Rose is the most awesome thing with a vagina. She likes to rip faces off and cause grown men too pee their pants. She throws down in shady parks lots but she also cuddles good. Shes once wrestled a mother bear and ate her cubs. She made baby bear enchiladas and brought them to the church cook-out. She called me a twat-waffle once and I masterbated to the sound of her voise in my head for a month. People in Zimbabwe consider her God and worship images of her carved out of gold. They then pour Dos xx all over her likeness to ensure a plentyful harvest and fertile women.
by Marky-GG August 8, 2009
Get the Cristi Rosemug. by anonymous November 18, 2021
Get the Cristi Hopemug. A sexy little woman who loves everything that deals with video games and animals, and of course food!!!! If you know a Cristy-lyn they are very great cuddlers and always know what to say to any of their friends who are in need of help.
by virgoness2010 February 5, 2010
Get the Cristy-lynmug. a tall, thin, beautiful, sexy female from the dirty south with blue eyes and a free spirit. loving & kind to everyone, judges only contests NOT people, a hippy @ heart but back her in a corner and her craziness will emerge w/great force! has many friends and her only enimies are jealous, close minded haters. loves to a fault but is very selective of her lovers. has strong opinions on life matters however, and open mind and will listen to all sides. she isn't afraid to be herself and makes no apologies for her behavior.
by douknowme? December 18, 2011
Get the cristie leemug. the action rubbing a girls ass cheeks together while she is sharting, letting it dry, and then performing anal sex with her
by jimlustylip September 16, 2010
Get the crusty cristymug. Can't even spell my last name retard eshay. He just tells the truth you don't bother him he won't bother.
Accept please search it up in urban dictionary person
Accept please search it up in urban dictionary person
by HuxChrist June 12, 2019
Get the Jack Cristymug.