Connor Crispens

retard who cant even hold a fart in

"He was ripping ass all class! He's such a Connor Crispens!"

by blind_squirrel March 28, 2022

crispamobiaphobia

An irrational fear of crisps and other potato products.

Don't give those quavers to Chloe she has crispamobiaphobia!

by RoshanW July 5, 2012

Crispy hippie

A hippie that has been tasered into submission.

Hippie 1: I said "What's so funny about peace, love and understanding?" Then he tased me. When I regained consciousness I was in the gladiator pen at the LA County lockup with a yellow post-it note on my chest that said 'Crispy Hippie.'

Hippie 2: Let's go have a big bowl of crunchy granola.

by BcozTheNite March 28, 2008

crispay

1. used to describe a hot new chick in a club or soup chef

synonyms: fresh meat, new blood

Alice: Oh she's cute and I've never seen her before.
Shane: Fresh meat.
Alice: New blood.
Dana: Crispay!
Alice: Uh uh.

by crispysam March 6, 2005

Ja'Crispy

A nick name / pet name used for the celebrity comedian Sal Vulcano. It is mentioned in multiple episodes of Impactical Jokers.

Joe: "Hey Ja'Crispy lemme see that Jaden Smith tattoo"
Sal: *falls down laughing*

by Steelers Fan June 25, 2018

Crispy Motherfucker

Someone who can be classified as an asshole that gets roasted through the 6th dimension.

Popularized by Youtuber Mythymoo as an insult towards another Youtuber, Kevox.

Dellado: Hey Myth, look at this play i just made
Myth: Is it good?
Dellado: Yes!
Myth: Stop lying to me you crispy motherfucker, the only good play you have ever made was getting into America, and you still have scars from that day

by DomTheDomo October 20, 2016

Cripstian

He is a Hispanic Gang Banger who is part of the Crip gang. He is often seen causing mayhem and Hates a Blood Gang member name Blaudio

" Hey Cripstian, this one Blood Is talking shit bout u son."
" imma beat his ass, and then shank him till he bleeds"
"We gonna show him who boss around this hood!"

by AYYYYYDrain!!! February 22, 2018