crimpling

The act of spiining a non-retracted mechanical pencil, and accidently stabbing yourself with it, upon a bad catch.

"Dude! I totally flubbed up, and I crimped myself, ow..."
"Dude! Stop crimpling yourself..."

by Sol Surfer January 6, 2008

Crispering

creepy whispering, creepy + whisper = crisper!

Yeah Bro he is totally crispering

by not a crisper-er November 22, 2011

Cristaling

The act of fronting about having hoes....even though you know you have all the hoes

Andrew: Cristal stop cristaling and just admit you have hoes
Cristal: I don't have any hoes, he just took me out to lunch, paid for my nails and drove me around.

by lightupp February 13, 2015

crimbling

this is what we call the leftover crumbs in a can of pringles.

the crimblings in that bag are annoying me.

by leprechaun 2.0 April 21, 2021

Asshole Chiseling

When someone takes a dildo and a mallet and slowly taps the dildo into your asshole, like a sculptor chiseling a statue.

I love asshole chiseling, it feels so good.

by Wedgie_expert101 October 16, 2022

Bone Chiseling

Bone Chiseling is a more sophisticated version of Bone Smashing, where when provided with a stone chisel and hammer, the bone chiseler uses the tools to redefine the shape of his bones (particularly his jaw bones) to perfectly match his desired look

Anna: “Wow, Exedy is so handsome!”

Julie: “Yeah he is, he must do Bone Chiseling!”

by RazorEXC March 17, 2024