cripple talk

A person who talks a lot of shit but is too lame to back it up

That's some cripple talk right there- all bark and no bite

by DMack2018 February 22, 2018

Cripalet

The term that members of the "Crips" gang give their numerous illegitamate spawn.

Tell Snazzy B to wrap his shit yo, we don need no more cripalet muh-fuhs runnin' up 'n dis piece!

by Ballz-Loc December 26, 2008

cripplesac

The art of simultaneously pinching your boyfriends nipples whilst putting your foot in his ball sac/groin.

I supermaned my girlfriend and she peformed a cripplesac on me, then i tied her up and locked her in my basement for three years.

by fryz January 19, 2009

cash point cripple

An micro minded individual who parks their vehicle as close as possible to an ATM regardless of how much inconvenience this causes others.

Parking next to an ATM without having regards to others especially if there is a free parking bay within 5 meters.

Bert: Observe the chav with the IQ reducer and GTI parked outside the bank. Clearly a cash point cripple
Gert: Tosser

by janeizgood March 13, 2008

Cripple

A person who has a disability and embraces it, rather than feeling sorry for themselves.

Yes, I am a Cripple, got a problem with that?

by Cynicalbeauty April 10, 2006

Crippled Smurf

Someone who regularly wears all blue and has the inability to walk like a normal person

Person 1: Hey look, Will is limping and he is wearing all blue.

Person 2: Well that dumbass is a Crippled Smurf

by Zack McD November 28, 2017

cum crippled

after cumming for the third straight time one's legs get so weak they become temporarily crippled

After my girlfriend mad me cum for the third time when I tried to get out of bed I couldn't stand up because I was cum crippled.

by joerazz64 October 18, 2010