Cretard

Any creationist who displays an immense amount of ignorance and retardedness while arguing in favour of their religion. In other words, any creationist who argues in favour of religion.

VenomFangX: Evolutionists believe that we came from dirty apes. Well I have one thing to say about that: Wanna bananna? Huh? Do ya? Do you want the bananna?

Any smart person: Dude, you are such a cretard.

by AeroCooper December 25, 2007

Creetard

A Native American person who is very stupid.

Wow that group in the welfare line sure are Creetards.

by claytonmagnet1234 October 18, 2011

cretard

The critique of a person/occurrence that shows retarded tendencies or displays ignorance in any way.

It's cretarding time when someone stares blankly at a carton of orange juice just because it said CONCENTRATE.

by crazymanz February 2, 2010

Crowtard

Of or relating to mental retardation, slow, mentally incapable, stupid

“Dumbass failed third grade. He’s such a crowtard.”
“That girls fecal factory is so medic, it’s crowtarded “

by EverydayHeroes November 10, 2020

chewtards

Stupid kool-aid drinkers that work for Chewy.com especially in the Fafilment warehouses the ones that push there upright carts around all day staring at the computer scenes

Those Chewtards won't stop staring, at there computer screen he or she doesn't even see what's going on in the physical world!

by Gunghojoe1776 January 28, 2022

Creetard

Another word for a person who listens to the band Creed

Example 1:
Boy 1: Hey dude did you hear the latest Creed album?
Boy 2: No dude, what do you think I am a Creetard.

Example 2:
Girl:Did you hear that she listens to Creed?
Boy:Yeah she is what we call a Creetard

by moose1618 July 19, 2012

cretard

Someone who is a cretin and a retard.

Person 1: *someone* is a retard.
Person 2: *someone* is really dense.
Person 3: So, *someone* is a cretard.

by HGCE December 14, 2008