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Cretard

It's an abbreviation of "Cringey" and "Retard". When used you are calling someone, or something a "cringey retard".
Man that guy is such a Cretard, right?
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Cretard

Cretard
noun /ˈkri -tɑ d/ informal, mildly derogatory

Definition:
A driver of a Hyundai Creta known for exhibiting legendary levels of road entitlement, dramatic lane switches, and an allergy to indicators. Typically spotted honking at red lights,flashing high beams or parking diagonally across three spots.

Origin:
Early 2020s, from Creta (a compact SUV by Hyundai) and a playful twist on dunce, denoting someone with more horsepower than brainpower.

Cultural Note:
Often seen as the alpha species of Indian urban traffic chaos. Not to be confused with rally drivers—they at least follow rules.
Ohh he is honking, he must be a Cretard
by Neooo June 25, 2025
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Chetard

Middle Class teenage "rebels" that wear a t-shirt of someone they don't know; that Che would have shot in two seconds.
Chetard: "Hey check out my "Chay" shirt"

Chetard's friend: "Who is that?"

Chetard: "..."
by asikjbdhgfuhu May 16, 2010
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Creatard

Someone who ignores the scientific evidence of an old Earth, common descent, evolution, history, archaeology, well-known facts about chemistry and physics, etc. to insist that the entire world was created a few thousand years ago merely because it says so in an ancient book written by shepherds.

Typically found visiting websites like "Answers in Genesis", demanding that "warning stickers" be placed in school biology textbooks, and homeschooling their kids to save them from evil men like Richard Dawkins.
1. "Hey, did you see those creatards lining up to buy tickets for Ben Stein's 'Expelled'"?

2. "Mom, Holly's dad told me that the whole world was made in 4,004 BC in less than a week's time. Also, that Noah put all the world's animals on an ark for forty days to save them from the great flood. Later, Moses led 600,000 Israelites across the desert for 40 years and God gave them food by magic!". "What a creatard!!".
by nukleus April 30, 2008
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Creatard

A creationist that ignores any evidence of the contrary. They're reasoning is usually that of a retard and it's evident when you speak to them.
Those creatards are saying evolution is false? What dumbasses.
by Christian The Atheist May 23, 2012
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Creotard

A contraction of Creationist and retard. Used as a term of abuse for the most wilfully ignorant creationists.

It's usage is largely limited to American English.
VenomFangX is a creotard of the first order.
by Boreas74 August 3, 2008
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cetards

Retarded or gay fans of john cena,Who think cena can wrestle but in reality he can't wrestle for shit.Usually cena fans r retarded 5 yr olds, gays OR girls.
5 yr old- Dad ,lets go and watch wwe ,I want 2 see cena wrestle.
dad- watch cena wrestle???? u must b kiddin he barely does 5 moves and U call that wrestling, don't b a cetard, son. I hate
cetards.
by CFCWWEISMYLIFE. March 18, 2008
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