cleastwood

GANGSTA: Hey Asshole, what are you doing on our turf?

CLEASTWOOD: (SlimJim clenched in teeth) This is my new front yard, punk. Now, you can blow away all by yourself, or I can blow you away. (two pistol barrel bulges appears in center of macho-poncho)

GANGSTA {& homie}: SSShhhiiittt!!! {they run away!}

by Marty Robbins January 1, 2007

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The Cheatwood Erection

The most advanced stage of erections. The stiffest and hardest to be exact. Only during a heighten stage of a fully developed erection will The Cheatwood Erection be reached.

How hot was that girl you fucked last night?

Man I was so hard I had The Cheatwood Erection going on.

by Tent Condom September 25, 2008

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Crustwood

When you finish jerking off and get cum all over your dick and don't clean it off so your wood gets crusty. Hence the term crustwood.

I had a terrible case of Crustwood when I woke up because I forgot my rag.

by EatThatPussy448 July 6, 2017

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Creekwood middle school

Despite names like " geekwood" creekwood middle is the funnest school in the district home to great men like coach mallory who provides a phisical edge and mr.winiki who actually cares about his school and his students it's rival is riverwood middle school:home to rich stoners and hot white girls, creekwoods other neighboring school: which is full of blacks,cholos, and the slutty girls is kingwood middle school. Creekwood middle school, where it's cool to be a colt

Teacher: you can listen to your iPods if you want
Student: Bitch! I listen to my iPod when I wants to
Teacher: I will give you a demerit if you don't behave
Prinicible: darn you child I will call your mother if you don't conduct yourself at creekwood middle school

by Jireeh February 8, 2009

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