Cresbian

1. Noun: A creepy, crazy, or crusty lesbian.

2. A friendly term towards a homosexual crush

3. Someone who is so hot you would go lesbian for even though you are absolutely strait.

4. A friend of the same sex you care deeply about.

1. "I will punch that nasty cresbian in the face!"

2. What up my cresbian!

3. "Mmmmmm Leighton Meester is so hot I'd be her cresbian in a heart beat!"

4. "Best friend will you be my cresbian lover?"

by HeidiKhloeLindsey August 17, 2011

Cristian

Cristian has a really big cock, he is sexy asf too. This kid has the sexiest face and is getting head from 74 girls this year, he also likes soccer and football and is a god at siege

Wow I heard Cristian has a big cock

And he’s getting head from 74 other girls

by ImAGayNlGGA December 5, 2019

Cresting

Cresting is when you reach a point of such pleasure during sex or masturbation that you know that one or two more strokes and you’ll cum. Like being right on the crest of the ultimate final pleasure wave.

Man I was cresting for a long time before I finally tugged that sucker all over her face. On reflection I think she would've preferred a different wake-up call...

by Cap'n B! Oh Yeah! July 7, 2008

cretinoid

a person clasified as a cretin or other primary example of a subnormal, defectictive puttyhead.

Take back your cretinoid logic you shiteball.

by Anonymous September 24, 2002

cristiano

A man who is honest, loyal, faithful, full of life and always true to their significant other. Creative and extremely handsome, smart, and knows what he wants; knows how to set his goals, including having a great soul that any person would be lucky to be with.

Girl 1: I met this amazing guy who is very creative and impresses on how smart he is.
Girl 2: Really! He sounds like a Cristiano to me.

by Moon_goddess June 16, 2014

Cristian

One of the nicest and coolest guys I've ever met. He can be a douche, but he's a likeable one. He's going to be a total DILF and will be an amazing dad. He knows how to make you laugh loud enough to wake up your kid. Girls want him and guys want to be him. Did I also mention he's tall and handsome? Hes a great friend no matter the history you've had. And he looks great for a 70 year old.

"Dude that guy is a total Cristian."

by jabbathebutt1 June 18, 2016

Cristian

Basically the name Christian, but he's too swaggy for the H

Person 1: "Why doesn't Cristian have an H in his name?'
Person 2: "Because he's too swaggy for it."

by AyyLmaoo March 3, 2014