Croatard

The word is a fusion of Croat + retard. and is used to denote a person born in Croatia, with exaggerated nationalistic views. Obsessed with defending his countrymen and country, with making sense being an option.

geography teacher: Name the European country with the biggest per-capita income.
croatard: Croatia, obviously!

sports trivia: who is the best football player of the 90's?
croatard: Suker, obviously!

by The Celibate Rifles April 10, 2007

cratarded

doin' somethin so crazy its retarded

man dont put yo cat in da microwave,thats cratarded

by tyler manning January 30, 2008

crewtard

A person who rows on a crew team and has made crew his or her life, blowing off school work or not hanging out with friends because they have practice or a race instead.

Hey man, you wanna hang out after school?
Sorry, I can't. I have crew practice.
Oh come on man. Don't be such a crewtard!

by Skullingisnotfornovice November 15, 2011

Creetard

Another word for a person who listens to the band Creed

Example 1:
Boy 1: Hey dude did you hear the latest Creed album?
Boy 2: No dude, what do you think I am a Creetard.

Example 2:
Girl:Did you hear that she listens to Creed?
Boy:Yeah she is what we call a Creetard

by moose1618 July 19, 2012

cretard

Someone who is a cretin and a retard.

Person 1: *someone* is a retard.
Person 2: *someone* is really dense.
Person 3: So, *someone* is a cretard.

by HGCE December 14, 2008

cretard

One who is creatively retarded.

Ryan D. is such a cretard.

The cretard wanted a banana, so he ate his yellow crayon.

by smartieracer May 12, 2004

cretard

some one who finds new and creative ways to be retarded.

that cretard is taking apart wet floor signs to make skis for the snow...

by seamonkey87 February 13, 2010