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"Cr-aye-o-lah" (adjective) something or someone who acts immaturely or childish, something that is basic or someone is is young.
"Stop acting so Crayola!'

"You're so Crayola!"
Crayola by Oryx&Crake June 18, 2009
Crayola LLC, formerly Binney & Smith, is an American handicraft company, specializing in artists' supplies. It is known for its brand Crayola and best known for its crayons. The company is based in Forks Township, Northampton County, Pennsylvania, USA. Since 1984, it has been a wholly owned subsidiary of Hallmark Cards. Originally an industrial pigment supply company, Crayola soon shifted its focus to art products for home and school use, beginning with chalk, then crayons, followed later by colored pencils, markers, paints, modeling clay, and other related goods. All Crayola-branded products are marketed as nontoxic and safe for use by children. Most Crayola crayons are manufactured in the United States. Alright, I'm just kidding. Crayola is a toxic piece of shit created by retards to posion children in the US.
"Crayola: Made by retards solely for the purpose of killing children"
adj.- a dude who acts of the queer variety
1. That dance move made him look uber crayola.
2. Dude, don't walk out of the house looking crayola.
crayola by DontJudgeMe2 October 23, 2011
Crayons that break to easy, it hurts to see them snap. Its like somethings missing.
Duddde my fookin crayola macncheese crayon broke 💀
Crayola by TheRustChad?? November 29, 2022

Crayola Cookie

A Crayola Cookie is the favourite choice of snack for Antivaxxer Common Law Severing Citizens who tries to close down vaccination centres with bogus legal paper work and crime number 6029679 for a case that is not being investigated by the Met Police & was confirmed case closed on 12/01/2022
I see you are an AntiVaxxer Common Law Sovereign Citizen, would you like a Crayola Cookie to got with your meal?
Crayola Cookie by MoMoShaf January 18, 2022

crayola crapola 

Occurs when a small peice of feces becomes wedged between the buttcheeks; despite endless wiping it will continue to leave fecal matter on the toilet paper. Continuous wiping results in turd being rubbed down like the tip of a crayon.
I could have written a novel on toilet paper with that crayola crapola I just took.
crayola crapola by Mike Mullin September 4, 2006