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The pathetic and worthless outcome of the sloppy fumblings which all 1-2 minutes of pointless prodding (usually into a saggy grey gusset due to the fact that neither of them would think to remove her knickers first) purports to be the act of sexual intercourse between 2 scabby, jobless, skanky drug and Lambrini addled fuck-wits.
This genetically weakened child is usually delivered after 6 months via Caesarean Section due to the fact that the scummy bitch carrying it is:
a) A frequenter of the local shooting gallery
b) A total piss-brain
c) Usually around 15 and already suffering from early-onset emphysema due to chain-smoking from the age of 7
d) Riddled with syphilis due to shagging with any scummer that gave her a ciggy. Just to say 'Thank you'...awwww aint she polite...
e) Dead from all of the above
This feeble child will go through early life reviled for either his abnormally large ears and fingers or her obesity and awful, constant whiff of piss due to her defective bladder.
Eventually these two gene-pool failures will meet and mate with their counterpart and so continues the cycle of life.....
Ain't evolution a bummer?
This genetically weakened child is usually delivered after 6 months via Caesarean Section due to the fact that the scummy bitch carrying it is:
a) A frequenter of the local shooting gallery
b) A total piss-brain
c) Usually around 15 and already suffering from early-onset emphysema due to chain-smoking from the age of 7
d) Riddled with syphilis due to shagging with any scummer that gave her a ciggy. Just to say 'Thank you'...awwww aint she polite...
e) Dead from all of the above
This feeble child will go through early life reviled for either his abnormally large ears and fingers or her obesity and awful, constant whiff of piss due to her defective bladder.
Eventually these two gene-pool failures will meet and mate with their counterpart and so continues the cycle of life.....
Ain't evolution a bummer?
Most of the fuggly cunts on chavscum.com
Wayne 'jugg-ears' Rooney and his tasteless hoe g/f 'colin'
Vikky Beckham (aka vikki pollard)
Most of the STD addled 14-15yo slutters hanging outside The Event II in Brighton. Chavenstein breeders every fukken 1 lololololol.
Small-cock wanker 19yo twats in their 'poor man's big cock' souped up motors with a fat exhaust sticking out the back. I laugh my fukken ass off every time I see 1 broken down or wrapped around a tree. That's 1 less Chavenstein creator....
Wayne 'jugg-ears' Rooney and his tasteless hoe g/f 'colin'
Vikky Beckham (aka vikki pollard)
Most of the STD addled 14-15yo slutters hanging outside The Event II in Brighton. Chavenstein breeders every fukken 1 lololololol.
Small-cock wanker 19yo twats in their 'poor man's big cock' souped up motors with a fat exhaust sticking out the back. I laugh my fukken ass off every time I see 1 broken down or wrapped around a tree. That's 1 less Chavenstein creator....
by Mik Mak September 7, 2005
Get the Chavenstein mug.a cowardly raven, also it rhymes which is really funny,
also a spitefull person
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originated from
"does anyone know anything that rhymes with raven?"
"....hang on i'll look it up"
5 minuets later
"you can either have unshaven or my favourite
craven, which means... cowardly, which would make it a cowardly raven"
"HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"
also a spitefull person
gaj
originated from
"does anyone know anything that rhymes with raven?"
"....hang on i'll look it up"
5 minuets later
"you can either have unshaven or my favourite
craven, which means... cowardly, which would make it a cowardly raven"
"HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"
by Emma Carlisle and Rose Dix October 29, 2007
Get the craven raven mug.The act of drinking 4 pints of beer/lager/stout in one session without going for a piss. If you drink 2 pints, but fail to drink 2 more, you have done a Half Craven. Named after the urban myth that T.V. presenter John Craven can drink four pints without taking a piss. Those who complete a Full Craven will be the envy of all of their friends and will be a real man.
by imgreat196 December 5, 2009
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1. Berserk, fuckin crazy
2. Mad, especially as manifested in wild or aggressive behaviour
3. Extremely enthusiastic
4. In an out of mind, drug fueled state
5. In need of drugs
1. Berserk, fuckin crazy
2. Mad, especially as manifested in wild or aggressive behaviour
3. Extremely enthusiastic
4. In an out of mind, drug fueled state
5. In need of drugs
there's a guy running naked down the street, he's gone absolutely craven
that bloke over there will rob you to buy drugs, he's craven
that bloke over there will rob you to buy drugs, he's craven
by AdamMarshall October 20, 2020
Get the Craven mug.A total homosexual who enjoys threesomes with two dildos in their ears. Plays drums and can only score with ugly mexicans.
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