Crapulate

When you congratulate someone while really wanting to shit all over them for the crappy effort they have made.

He crapulated the speaker for his fine efforts in making a joke out of the recent scientific research on Whales.

by Mike737 September 25, 2006

Crapulence

Discomfort of eating and/or drinking too much.

Person 1: I am totally suffering from crapulence right now..
Person 2: Go to the bathroom or relax or something.

by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016

Crapulence

Mean-spirited, mischevious and/or immoral activity (or the mindset that leads to it).

Smithers had thwarted my earlier attempt to take candy from
a baby, but with him out of the picture, I was free to wallow in my own
crapulence.

by kerspunk June 14, 2002

Crapulous

To seriously over-indulge, usually with food or drink.

Most commonly associated with greedy, fat monstrosities such as manatees.

"My, that crapulous Trev creature is rather voluminous, wouldn't you agree Arthur?"

by lolzwut October 19, 2008

Crapulation

When you are having sex and then one of you poops/craps.

a man and woman are having sex when all of a sudden the woman says "god damn i got to shit" then she craps. That is crapulation.

by pathetic prince Pearse March 5, 2014

Crapulous

When you feel like obese Ronald Mc Donald puts a big fat dookie on your forehead.

Math class yesterday left me feeling very crapulous.

by MegaMemeLordCarlWheezerXD January 11, 2023

Crapulence

to be giddy, jovial, and utterly utterly wasted. Acceptable intoxicants are booze, drugs or nutmeg

My Oktoberfest crapulence was remarkable. Lamp shade...bah! I sir, wore a golden retriever for the better part of an hour.

by Little j (of Flylife) August 22, 2002