crapsnatch

A butthole, in particular a poo-gina.

(e.g. "I would never do a girl in the crapsnatch," said Nowacki.)

by Drew Blooberman October 31, 2007

super mega piece of CRAPSHITFUCK!!!!

This vigorous and violent outburst is usually associated with someone terribly angry and disappointed with something.

Silver Sun is a super mega piece of crapshitfuck!!!!

by Max Mannix July 7, 2008

craphat

Military slang used by members of the parachute regiment to denote what they class as lesser regiments.
Taken from the fact that they wear the coveted Maroon beret that no-one else wears.

what the f*ck does he know hes a f*cking craphat

by Mikka September 21, 2007

CrapChat

1.when someone sends you an utterly pointless snap chat image.

2. When Someone sends you a picture of their freshly brewed shite still steaming in the toilet...

Aww for fuck sake Gordon just CrapChatted me,

What?

He just sent me a picture of his shite..

by Dutchcoolpepper September 9, 2013

Craphatch

synonym for asshole, poop chute, bung hole, etc. Brown starfish.

dude, the other day your sister bent over wearing that sundress and I swear I could see her craphatch.

by mattdub July 9, 2009

Crapshit sandwich

A sandwich made out of the crap and shit you find around your house. (ex: bread, lettuce, a smashed egg, AA batteries, bodywash, a frozen burger, a shell, baby carrots, etc.) This is always a fun thing to make. Wrap it in plastic, and hide it in your friend's closet, or sock drawer. Also may consist of literal shit.

Also can be used to cover up swear words

What the fuck is this crapshit sandwich doing here!?

Holy crapshit sandwich

by Isotti January 14, 2010

cropsharting

The unholy phenomenon of attempting to inconspicuously fart while walking in a public space, hoping beyond hope that the vile stench left behind will either go unnoticed or be blamed upon some innocent, unsuspecting victim, but discovering instead that one has just shitted one's pants, thus putting oneself in a most awkward situtation, indeed.

Yo, I was at the mall with Shaniqua, when I suddenly had to fart like a mo' fo'. I thought I'd be all James Bond-like and shit and just go cropdusting. But dayom, I ended up cropsharting instead...

by Jean-Paul Shartre September 5, 2008