crappled

crippled for fear of crapping your self

Dude I almost crapped myself because I was so crappled last night.

by ittybittytittycomittee May 9, 2010

crapple

Another name for Apple, who makes the worst computers ever made except for word-processing (which my old 66 MHZ can do) and graphic design. Tries to lure newbies in by making flashy colors, but then craps on their heads.

Bob: Hey, want to play Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy?

Jake: No, my mom bought me a crApple. It doesn't support any games!

Bob: That's teh sux0rz!

by Froggyliciousness February 8, 2004

crappling

Poorly trained or untrained grappling.

Often taught by an instructor inexperienced in grappling as an attempt to cash in on a fashion, by a McDojo, or due to criticism of a lack of grappling training, an example of bullshido.

They teach crappling there.

You don't know how to grapple you can only crapple

by Nate1481 December 7, 2006

crApple

Also known as Apple.

Apple Computers should be called crApple Computers.

by Jim Bob The Lumberjack February 26, 2003

crappling

When someone is beginning to learn a grappling martial art such as Brazilian Jiu Jitsu but cant yet be classed as being able to properly grapple.

You're not grappling man, you're still crappling.

by Klis November 10, 2008

Crapple

A term for an Apple computer by those who do not like them because they are not good.

I can't believe Judy bought a Crapple when PC's are so much better.

by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

Crapple

A crapple is the result of a sliced apple being left out for an extended period of time. The crapple is characterized (but not limited to) a dark yellowish-brown inside.

After I sliced my apple I went and did a few chores only to come back and find it had become a crapple!

by MickSwaggger March 9, 2009