carpolitis

A syndrome developed when the Carpol bones (found in the wrist) become limp or stiff through over use. see also wankers cramp

I've been beating the meat so much lately that i think im getting Carpolitis!

by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 13, 2006

takin’ the ol’ crapola

Slang for moving one’s bowels, as in taking a shit or dropping a turd.

I’ll be in the john, takin’ the ol’ crapola!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2021

[Holy crapola]

An expression meaning you’re surprised. It's a different way of saying, "Holy crap!"

“Holy crapola, it’s raining!”

“Holy crapola, I can’t believe I just beat the high score!”

by Kplumb August 3, 2008

Crapolita

A Mexican crap/crapola.

Oh crap! Look at that crapolita Pepita left on the porch! I think she had too many tacos...

by maty.eats.mangos July 4, 2011

crapplication

A piece of software you are forced to use at work because it's the corporate standard, even though better applications exist for the same task.

Why do we have to use Lotus Notes for email? This crapplication is so annoying.

by Ug Lee May 14, 2006

crapola

An expression of the word crap; double shittiness when something goes wrong.

"Crapola, my car stereo is gone!"

by CrazyMike February 10, 2003

crapola

Something that is crappy and disappointing; a piece of junk. Used to describe a shitty situation or object that is unworthy of a real english adjective.

A: "Did you see this hairblowdryer/swiffer Mildred bought from the infomercial?"

B: "Hahaha this thing is crapola"

by jklfdjkls;jfkl; February 20, 2010