chavhammer

a device used to beat up chavs, the same as any old hammer except it's only used to beat up chavs.

chavhunter no 1: yeah man, i happy hammered that chav with my trusty chavhammer
chavhunter no 2: nice one man, they almost got me the other day, but then with my trusty four kilo chavhammer i took out 5 of them and the rest ran away
chavhunter no 1: sound

by oLi135790264 September 8, 2009

crapdamner

1.a person who is a master of all things crapdamnish
2. a person who is full of crap

1. Wow, Savannah is the all-mighty crapdamner

2. Dude, look at that ugly crapdamner

by Rebekah Rivers September 4, 2008

Crapcummer

A person who excretes crap from their gonads when cumming.

The pathology of the condition stems from an advanced manifestation of douchebaggery in the host. This, along with an early onset of thirst, starts rotting the host’s internal organs. When it reaches the gonads, the host will no longer be able to produce regular bodily fluids from the respective organ, but instead will produce poop from there.

Thus during the last stages of intercourse, the host will literally cum crap. This could potentially lead to UTI’s, which would be the least of the host’s problems.

1. “This guy keeps asking my girlfriend to go drinking with him. Can he back the fuck off?”
“God, what a crapcummer.”

2. “I can’t believe I fucked a crapcummer last night.”
“Make sure you clean yourself up, girl. Don’t wanna mess up that vajayjay!”

by bobalyfe May 30, 2016

Chavhammered

1. Getting utterly hammered to the point that your personality resorts back to your chav roots.

or

2. Getting drunk off Chav drinks such as Buckfast.

I got so Chavhammered last night that I broke a bottle on some guys face, kicked in a bus stop, and got in a fight on top of the double decker.

by JTdaNed January 1, 2009

clawhammer

Someone that has little or no experience or skills in activities, actions, etc.

God, that clawhammer couldn't hit the broadside of a barn if his life depended on it.

by Un4given April 19, 2003

Crapgamer

An untalented video gamer. A crappy gamer.

Wow. That guy just went 0-21. He's a crapgamer.

by Overweight no-lifer November 23, 2009

CRAPJAMMER

A MASCULINE HOMOSEXUAL...ONE WHO PACKS THE POOPER

"VIN DISEL IS ONE HUNKY CRAPJAMMER."

by DHTM June 12, 2009