craptice

A practice in business environments that is an outright waste of time and resources. The craptice is usually deemed "crappy" by most members on a project team and typically bashed upon.

Pam and Rick thought that the multitude of craptices suggested at the team meeting was indicative of a bad project ahead.

by Raibu Chacko July 19, 2005

crapetizer

When you finish dropping a deuce and know that there's another right around the corner.

I'm just taking a smoke break in between the crapetizer and the main course.

by kahhhhhhhhn May 27, 2010

Crazette

Often misinterpreted as a bad characteristic, crazette is used to describe women that are random, hyper, creative, and flat out fun to hang with. can also be used to describe someone with serious mental issues that often effect their interaction with other people.

"What kind of girls do I like?" Crazettes of course!

by Wondering January 11, 2013

carpetter

Noun A person who lays carpets.

Jim: "Joe lays carpet for a living. What's that called again?"
Tim: "A carpetter."

by Carpet Layer 2000 October 2, 2013

crappetizer

when you need to crap really badly and only a small amount comes out initially and you know there is a much larger amount to follow.

Man, I needed to take a huge ass dump and all I got was this lousy crappetizer.

by whybotherbro August 5, 2010

Chapette

A lady of refinement. A lady with proper manners and etiquette. A Lady who wears dresses and proper footwear.

A chapette must be as proper and mannerly as her male counterpart the chap.

by londonjohn October 14, 2008

crappetite

The feeling for one's need to a bowel movement.

Damnit, if I don't find a bathroom now I'm going to lose my crappetite!

by Reon Smith November 15, 2006