Crape

Cry-Rape.
When you get trapped by someone crying at you. And you don't want it. You really don't want it. Please. Stop.

Yep, I was brutally craped.

by Peter Taylor1234 October 21, 2010

Crape

When you get creeped on so hard, it's practically rape.

Halexa: "I got craped on last night at the Vee!"
Honda: "By who?"
Halexa: "Some crapist."

by The Crapees January 4, 2012

Crape

Crape (cat-rape, also may be referred to cute-rape). The feeling you get when you look at many cute cat or kid pictures. Because you are trapped in cutness of one's and literally unable to respond to it any other way but die from cutness.

Person who want you to suffer from crape: -did you see this picture?
You, unware of it, moving towards the picture: -awwwwww... this is so cute, omg :3 ahhhhh make it stooop... this is to much of cuteness! Craaaaaaaape @@

by Experienced Awwwlogist February 13, 2012

Crape

The act of raping your cousin

Brewgene craped at the family barbecue last year.

by ENH February 25, 2019

crape

Corporate rape – What happens to longtime employees when their jobs are outsourced or off-shored.

“Buddy got ‘craped’, he lost his pension and insurance when they made the big layoff announcement. He worked for the company for 29 years, 364 days when they fired him”.

by uberdoppleganger April 12, 2009

Green Crape

A Green Crape is when you have sloppy, green diarrhea and you shit onto your own Red Pancake, then a man ejaculates onto it and finally stirs all the ingredients together with his haggard fuck stick which makes a luscious, wondrous, platter of goodness for all to enjoy!

"Hey Hank, I heard ya' gals got a nice Blue Waffle goin' for ah."

"Nah man, she's past that. She's worked her way up to a Red Pancake."

"Ahhh gnarly bra. My bitch has a Green Crape."

"Duuuuuude D':"

by GivinDome(; June 8, 2011

purple crape

when a male ties his penis so tightly and so long that when he unties it it stays purple.

guys girlfriend to her friend: it was so nasty he had a purple crape

friend: eww really? well i tell the guys i date that a purple crape is a deal breaker

by Snor 1 November 14, 2011