(verb)To repeat, replicate,publish, or otherwise tell or relay lies and propaganda, particularly if done with foreknowledge that the "crap" is indeed "crap".
The current administration actually led the public to crapagate the lie that Saddam Hussein had WMD's.
by taoteqingren December 10, 2006
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Chicks - you're blowin a guy, act like you swallow, spit in your hand, shake it up and slap the guy in the face.
Chicks - you're blowin a guy, act like you swallow, spit in your hand, shake it up and slap the guy in the face.
Dude, i was in vegas this weekend and totally craps slapped a $80 hooker.
Omg kelly, i found out that my boyfriend was with a hooker in vegas last weekend so i thought "what a perfect time for a craps slap"
Omg kelly, i found out that my boyfriend was with a hooker in vegas last weekend so i thought "what a perfect time for a craps slap"
by texace13 July 6, 2010
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by John May 13, 2005
Get the crapcast mug.An autism related event involving a child, poop, and typically the walls, carpeting and often the child him/herself. First used in this context by a mom of three kids with autism who also happens to write.
From a Huffington Post Piece: "What is a crapisode? (This is where you might want to stop eating and put down your beverage.) My 10 year old (#2, appropriately for the purposes of this entry) pooped in the toilet. That is reason to cheer, believe me. Toilet training is a major issue in my section of the autism community. Our kids can wear diapers into their teens and beyond. So #2 pooped. Hooray! But #2 forgets to flush. And she rarely closes the lid. Not hooray.
Miss Peanut, my 6 year old, seems to believe that being a Virgo means she simply MUST swim in any puddle larger than spit. The toilet is like an Olympic sized pool to her. So Peanut goes into the toilet after #2 has had her, ah, success. Peanut flings kaka everywhere and gets it all over herself, the floor, the walls, the tub, the baseboards and the window. Wes Craven could not film anything scarier than what I saw that school morning, 35 minutes before the bus was due to arrive. That’s a "crapisode." It happens in the blink of an eye while I’m washing dishes or doing laundry. I’m alerted by a splashing sound that drops a brick into my stomach. #2 doesn't understand to flush and close the lid. Miss Peanut doesn't realize that a face full of feces is rarely considered a way to amuse oneself outside of the fetish community."
Miss Peanut, my 6 year old, seems to believe that being a Virgo means she simply MUST swim in any puddle larger than spit. The toilet is like an Olympic sized pool to her. So Peanut goes into the toilet after #2 has had her, ah, success. Peanut flings kaka everywhere and gets it all over herself, the floor, the walls, the tub, the baseboards and the window. Wes Craven could not film anything scarier than what I saw that school morning, 35 minutes before the bus was due to arrive. That’s a "crapisode." It happens in the blink of an eye while I’m washing dishes or doing laundry. I’m alerted by a splashing sound that drops a brick into my stomach. #2 doesn't understand to flush and close the lid. Miss Peanut doesn't realize that a face full of feces is rarely considered a way to amuse oneself outside of the fetish community."
by Kim Stagliano January 2, 2009
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Crapasaurus's are rare and can occur after days of constipation or the day after eating mama loads of food.
Crapasaurus's are rare and can occur after days of constipation or the day after eating mama loads of food.
Hank: Hi, is this the plumber?
Plumber: Yes sir, it is.. How may I help you?
Hank: I have a crapasaurus in my toilet !
Plumber: Don't worry about it sir, I'll bring my shovel.
Plumber: Yes sir, it is.. How may I help you?
Hank: I have a crapasaurus in my toilet !
Plumber: Don't worry about it sir, I'll bring my shovel.
by what is eaten must be shat. August 14, 2012
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Joe: "Wow that is crapazing"
Joe: "Wow that is crapazing"
by Paul DW Kersey August 2, 2010
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Intensity of the Crapgasim and vary from person to person and is sometimes, but not always, in direct relation to the volume and density of the load.
Sighs, moans, and giggles are common side effects the Crapgasim.
Intensity of the Crapgasim and vary from person to person and is sometimes, but not always, in direct relation to the volume and density of the load.
Sighs, moans, and giggles are common side effects the Crapgasim.
by Johhny 5 December 31, 2007
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