Crapalanche

When you are working and have a huge amount of things to handle all at the same time.

Work sucked. We got crapalanche

by MyName1sLakhan September 5, 2003

crapalanche

When the closet is too full - you open the door and everything falls out.

I'm afraid to open your closet - I might start a crapalanche!

by mashed50 September 3, 2010

Crapalanche

When you open up a crowded closet or storage space and a bunch of crap falls out

I slid open the closet door, reached up and tipped a bin of miscellaneous items and a bunch of crap fell out in a crapalanche.

by Jackson322 October 3, 2020

chavalanche

Noun. An oncoming tide of Burberry Clad madness.

"Quick ma' there a chavalanche on yonder horizon!"

by Dusty F K October 18, 2004

chavalanche

The immediate period after Townie pubs and clubs kick out at the Weekend when hundreds of chavs fall out of the establishment to fight, copulate and inbreed.

Police officer 1: Well Lenny I think we're going to have a right chavalanche on our hands tonight when Evolution kicks out!

Police officer 2: Lets hope so Dave I cant wait to take out a few of those grubby little Pikey Fuckers.

by Mombola September 16, 2005

chavalanche

a large number of chavs (see also kevs, townies, scallys) approaching at speed.

"oh my god, look out for that chavalanche"

by Dani_star September 4, 2005

crapulance

1. Despair, heaped upon one's self due to being found-out to be a total, lying, jackass without a clue.

2. The utterance of total, unabashed bullshit, while maintaining the appearance of unwavering belief in what you are saying.

1. After losing the election, the president huddled in the corner of his hotel room under the weight of his own crapulance.

2. That fucker is spewing out total crapulance man!

by D Morris July 16, 2008