crangy

When something is so cute that it makes you angry.
E.g- my dog is so cutsie, and I love her so much that it makes me angry, and grit my teeth together.

My dog makes me so crangy because she is so cute.

by I_am_CRANGY_123 April 12, 2019

Cranky

Slang for a perc, popularized by the artist Yeat

I’m gonna take a Cranky Tonight before the festivities

Quit bugging me Latisha you know I gotta take a cranky before you start bitching at me

Also used as “Crank”

How could I cheat on you when I can’t even nut off a crank?

by Ratking616 February 8, 2022

Crancy

Undesirable or bad. Also an expletive.

The new Tiesto album is pretty crancy.

Crancy! Get out of class!

by avocadosushi February 3, 2010

cranky wanky

The act of busting a nut because you are angry/upset/mad. Usually crying while doing it under the sheets

Dad: What's wrong with Andy
Mom: He got grounded for having an F on his report card so now hes having a cranky wanky
Dad: Why is he crying though

Mom: Sobbing and throbbing

Dad:Oh
Mom:I want a divorce greorge I met someone new and he doesn't have a "shrimp"
Dad: I'm going to join billy and cranky wanky with him

by UC.DANK.MEME.420 May 9, 2020

cranny axe

Reference to a penis.From the Bloodhound gang's song "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo".

"Batter dip the cranny axe in the gut locker."

by Srgtmuffdiver February 12, 2007

cranky

When someone is upset, anygry, or unhappy. Another word for "Pissed Off". Usually said in a non-offensive manner.

Wake me up and I'll get cranky

by tkkw May 13, 2005

cranky pirate

When, in the act of copulation, the man ejaculates into his partner's eye and then kicks him/her in the shin, causing him/her to squint and hop around on one leg saying, "Yarrr!"

This chick I was banging said she wasn't on birth control and that I had to pull out...so I gave her a cranky pirate and left.

by Stand Ablaze May 17, 2006