craniosphinctalectomy

(n) a complex medical procedure involving the removal of one's head from one's ass.

My good friend is having a craniosphinctalectomy today. I hope everything comes out well.

by Snark Chariot April 27, 2014

Crackius

A name given to one who exposes their ass crack alot.

Oh look, crackius has come out to play.

by Phillibro April 19, 2011

Don't do Ket in a Crackhouse

Similar to "don't bring a knife to a gunfight". The act of doing "ket" in a crackhouse is sure to get you properly fucked up. Crackheads don't put up with ket monsters when they're in the crackhouse

Hugh: Oi tom what are you doing this weekend?

Tom: I'm taking my bitch and we're gonna fuck in a gay nightclub

Hugh: Careful Tom "Don't do Ket in a Crackhouse" you'll get fucked up.

by mogacco505 June 16, 2019

Crankxious

Cranky and anxious at the same time.

Shoot man, I told my wife she looked beautiful this morning and she was like..."What, you think I look old, right? Why didn't you say cute instead?"

Man, she freaking crankxious. Must be that time o' the month.

by John Sturtevant April 10, 2007

Jew Crankies

When jews become upset. Usually brought on by lack of Ben's Deli.

Jew: In g-d's name where is a good Kosher deli around here?! It's fakakta!

Goy: Dude what's up with you

Jew: Oh nothing I just have the Jew crankies

by A.J. Rolling December 9, 2012

crackhouse

a house (usually one in pretty shitty shape) where mad drugs are sold out of, and the kids who live there are mad ghetto lol

I got mad sketched out doin lines at the crackhouse!

by Nose October 25, 2003

crackhouse

any place which smells like it has been deficated and/or urinated on by multiple people, typically overwhelming

guy1: hey dude, want to go to New York?

guy2: naw dude, that place smells like a crackhouse

by tryingtofloat November 14, 2011