Cranker

Meth Addict word (like Stoner is for Marijuana)

Any Person that does Meth is a Cranker

by CoasterDrugs February 17, 2012

Cranker

A person who engages in the act of crying and masturbating (wanking) simultaneously in one session.

John: "wow, sorry man..."
Mike: "I WAS ONLY CRANKING! LEAVE ME ALONE!"
John: "so you're a cranker??"

by Original Cranker April 14, 2011

Cranker

Sexual pervert whose fetish is to weep or "cry" and masturbate or "wank" at the same time.

Jimmy: Why is daddy hurting himself mommy?
Mommy: He wasn't son, he is just a cranker.

by Daniel Smithy Smithe August 24, 2008

Cranker

An erection or hardon, usually encountered in Baltimore or other wharf dwelling commuties.

Pete: Sorry my cranker was poking you all night long, Adam. Don't take it too personal, ok?
Adam: it's fine , Pete. It's fine.

by Bossanova Bob May 28, 2016

Cranker

A big marijuana joint.

"Me and the boys just smoked a cranker."

by Doggedbast22 December 17, 2014

Cranker

1) A woman that has birthed two or more children that are less than 12 months apart.

2) A woman that marries a guy and conceives relatively, imediately - generally on the honeymoon.

My bud, you married a cranker.

by His Bud April 16, 2006

Crease Cranker

That one douche bag on every lacrosse team that rips shot from the top of the crease right at the goalies shins or head. Probably a Junior or Senior who didn’t make varsity because he’s such a dick For some reason they usually go by a name that starts with a J like Jack, Jared, Jake or Jacob.

Goalie: Dude, Jack is such a crease cranker can you tell him to fuck off?
Crease Defenseman: Yeah he rips his shots into my balls sometimes. I think I’m gonnna wack him in the dick with my stick later.

by DeMSWaGiN15 February 10, 2018