Cranker

A big marijuana joint.

"Me and the boys just smoked a cranker."

by Doggedbast22 December 17, 2014

cranker

Someone who is a complete crazy wanker!

This word originated from freshie dyslexic indian people whos grasp of english was weak enough for them to come up with such filandery as "crazy wanker".

It then took white people (people with names such as Thomas and Edward Zachary) who spend most of their time listening to Soulja boy to make a catchy word (ie take all credit)

as a generic indian name I'll use "Sachin Sharma"

Ed/Tom: Oi! Chocolate bear, you have a complete moose knuckle!
Sachin: You Crankers!

by Leeds Geography December 9, 2008

Cranker

1) A woman that has birthed two or more children that are less than 12 months apart.

2) A woman that marries a guy and conceives relatively, imediately - generally on the honeymoon.

My bud, you married a cranker.

by His Bud April 16, 2006

cranker

someone who's constantly cranky.

my mom is such a cranker.

by crystaal c.♥ November 4, 2009

cranker

A whitsler; a heater; big line of cocaine.
When the cocktail party gets boring, helps you crank it up a notch.

"Crankers on the half shell, anyone?"

by llcoolelle June 10, 2004

cranker

One who spends all there time running there mouth without even knowing what the f*ck their talking about.

"Krazy Karl is such a cranker."

by golden god May 7, 2003

Cranker

A long greasy line of mediocre cocaine

Bro1:Yo bro! You got them crankers?
Bro2:Oh fuck yaa man.

Bro3:line up the crankers!!!! Woooooo

Sniffles in the bathroom stall at the bar
What's THAT, CRANKERS?!?!

by SwirvinUrban May 21, 2018