Crank a yankee

A British euphemism for giving an American a handjob.

“So Stacy, are you gonna crank a yankee tonight?”

Crank a yankee by Kayakayak January 26, 2019

yankee cranky shop 

A place where new illegal immigrants, typically Asian, work under the guise of massage therapists but actually give hand jobs for money. They often do this to pay off the debts they have incurred from being smuggled into the country.

If she loses her job as a sushi waitress, she'll have to go back to the yankee cranky shop.

yankee cranky shop by boardroomjimmy May 15, 2007

Cranktankerous

crank·tan·ker·ous
adj.

1. Having a bad disposition.

2. Ill-tempered.

After boozing it up all night, Kelly woke up the next morning feeling cranktankerous and ready for a fight.

Cranktankerous by hibelu September 1, 2008