crandle

Obnoxious cliquey asian kids with gel filled spikey hair

Those crandles love sticking there fingers in wall sockets

by whatever September 8, 2003

Candledick

When a dick is straight fire! 🔥

Girrrrrl he had some next level candledick

by Candledick boy October 7, 2017

Crandle

in addition to the male penis you light a candle, quickly put it out and stuff it in the girls "area" along with your "unit". The sensation of flesh,wax, and burning is the ultimate sensation for both partners instantly.

The Don Mega on one of his many mack adventures gone wrong

Chanukah just got a whole lot more Kinky... you sons of bitches

by Bouy Stantefeld December 2, 2003

crandle

christina's bear; formerly known as snowball.

We entered Crandle from the armpit. (His favorite spot to get finger-love!)

by ninja May 15, 2004

Crandles

The opposite of Cyphix. Therefore, crandles are terrible with the broads, and usually stay virgins well past their middle age crisis.

Only crandles waste their life playing Dungeons and Dragons in their parents basement.

by Booski January 29, 2006

crangled

To be at the butt of one’s prank, with no boundaries of embarrassment or humiliation. Can be used as a similarity of ‘a harsh way to be being made a fool of’.

That’s worse than being Punk'd! You’ve been crangled!

by John George September 30, 2007

Crandle

used in a situation that is bad, or a negatice connatation

crandle! i burnt my foot

by j33btang February 11, 2008