Albino Cranberry Sauce

When a very white person has bad acne, they look like they bathed in cranberry sauce.

Dude 1: Hey, did you see the new girl? You might need sunglasses to look at her.

Dude 2: Yeah, she looks like albino cranberry sauce.

by Some dude with no friends August 3, 2018

cranberry sauce

Dried blood leaked out from the anus after a wild, wild night of passion.

The aerial sandwich dripped cranberry sauce on us.

by Suijen September 27, 2006

cranberry surprise

Any unnamed alcoholic beverage.

Dude this tastes like shit what is it?
Cranberry surprise.

Dude! this is so good, what is it?
Cranberry surprise!

Dude... This tastes like carrots... What is it?
CRANBERRY SURPRISE

by yayeah April 17, 2006

Cranberry Sheets

Sexual act involving cranberry juice on a bed

ayo...be careful don't spill that drank before this turns into cranberry sheets

by LovewiththeCoca April 10, 2015

cranberry squat

When you squat during your period, and it starts to leak.

'Rebecca.. do you have a Tampon? During Yoga I might've had a Cranberry Squat'

by TheNooter69 September 16, 2018

Cranberry Suprise

Sticking nails in someone's eyeballs while performing castration in the middle of a church

If you don't shut the fuck up you idiotic retarded old ass piece of shit I'm gonna give you a Cranberry Suprise

by IhaveHIV January 1, 2021

Cranberry Snowball

Eating the mixture of cum and period blood out of a pussy.

I was with my girl the other night and had Cranberry Snowballs with her. Shit was nasty but hot

by RockyRilund February 7, 2025