Cramps

Something a girl suffers when she is on the rag. Feels like one is being stabbed in the gut with a knife or giving birth. Typically make a girl lay in the fetal position or want to sit in the shower/bath for hours on end. Cramps can be felt during ovulation two weeks before the period actually starts. However, cramps are the worst on the first and second day of a girl cycle. Also used as an excuse to avoid sleeping with a man that has a small penis.

SHIT MAN! My cramps are so bad I want to cut out my uterus!

Boyfriend: Do you have cramps babe?
Girlfriend: Fuck off!

On night stand Man (with small dick): So can we bone tonight?
Woman: Lets just fool around. I have my period and really bad cramps.

by islandfever February 13, 2009

Cramps

Usually referring to period cramps, they are in fact the closest thing in life that you can get to hell. One of those simple pleasures, that just graces any day. Hint the sarcasm. It will often inflict an immense amount of pain. Happy cramping!

I'm cramping so bad right now!

Are you cramping? Do you need chocolate?

I'm going to kill myself because of these awful cramps!

by Yeeteris69 June 15, 2018

cramps

What a girl experiences on her period. The cramps come from the uterus and it is sometimes like a burning feeling.

My cramps were so bad last night, I curled up in a ball and went to sleep.

by busybee711 November 23, 2010

Cramps

Imagine somebody taped three cements blocks together then add added four bricks, then place that of your stomach and then an elephant sat on this blocks and gorillas are ripping your insides open and punching you

Period:hey I’m sorry about your cramps
Me:What
Also me: AHSHHAHSHSHDHND
Period: sike

by kucklaoof and my dad knows god June 8, 2019

Cramps

Meaning cool or funny, usually used by people from South East Perth.

“Bro Liam just spewed up all over himself”

“Hahahaha, thats cramps cunt”

by Churtothatone October 24, 2019

Cramps

Imagine someone taped three cement blocks and four bricks together and sat the down on your uterus and then an elephant sat down on those blocks and then gorillas ripping your insides out and punching you

Period:hey I’m sorry about your cramps
Me:what
Also me:ahjshJahHhhhhHhHHSHSJSJNDB WHYYY
Period:sike

by kucklaoof and my dad knows god June 8, 2019

Cramps

Something that happens when a woman or female is bleeding through their private area and has TONS of cramps,and they say women are weak.

Female 1:FUCK MY PERIOD STARTED.
Female 2:THE CRAMPS-

by A pansexual goth September 20, 2020