clagnut

A small piece of faeces or shit that has dried, hardened and adheded to pubic hair around the anus. See also dangleberry. Can also be used as an insult.

I can seldom dislodge a clagnut without also removing several pubes.

by Dan Fox June 19, 2003

Clagnutiosis

To be afflicted by an over large amount of clagnuts.

Alan C Pickwick has clagnutiosis. Ian Ormole does too!

by RJM June 25, 2004

Clagnut

One of the collection of entangled pieces of shit, paper and pubes that often occur following a particularly sticky dump.
The human equivalent to a dag. Can be used to insult.

Rupert arose from giving Henry a damn fine arse licking, but Henry refused to thank him until he removed the clagnuts that were stuck in his teeth.

by Rupert and Henry September 10, 2011

Clagnut

A Piece of shit that didnt manage to get wiped by the tissue. This shit has managed to entangle within the pubic hair and stay around the arse hole region.

You need to clean your arse hole... you have clagnuts

by hitchy December 4, 2009

cranutts

unexpected{unexpectedly} in a good or bad way.

I received this pink coffee cup, cranutts!

by Study Hall Crew June 3, 2018

Cragnet

This sophisticated word means among the only most baller gentlemen… a word to describe a certain unfortunate gravitational pull to the pen15, which leads for it’s evidently blunt meaning… Crazy bitch magnet.

“Damn I got a cragnet in my pants”

by Mmmmm that guy October 9, 2021

clagnut

A short, sexy, badger like girl, answering to the name of Claire.

Come here claggers.

by Paul December 2, 2003