Cradles

A good song made by Sub Urban.

Hey man did you hear Sub Urban's new song Cradles.

by Xoviak May 14, 2019

Cradle

(v.) To fill a toilet completely to the rim with toilet paper and THEN poop on top of the wad

When combined with the act of "upper decking" someone's toilet, the cradle becomes the "Grand Slam."

Guy 1: Jake was being a dick at his part last night so we cradled his toilet
Guy 2: That's gonna take hours to clean.

by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010

Cradle

(N) When someone or something gives you the inspiration to say "aww" or it is cute, it is considered cradle.
(V) to cradle it, something you want to hold or touch
(note: not used in a sexual sense)

That old man holding the door for his wife is cradle!
You just made my day, cradle you!
You are so cradle!
That little dog is cradle with barrettes in it's hair.

by Sam Bleotch August 30, 2008

Cradle

n.- filthy fucking paedo, who goes by the name of Cradle. Preys on little children esp. those with no limbs. - disgusting isn't it?
alt.- 'Cradle', 'Cradle Snatcher', 'Fucking Paedo' or 'Stay Away From My Kids'

No examples - just don't let go of your child's/ baby sister/brother's hand. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

by U NO HU January 21, 2005

Cradle

Needs a shave constantly.
Dodgy child snatcher who looks similar to Gollum.

LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS, SHOOT YOUR SONS
It's just safer that way!

-Look Cradle!
-What?
-Actually it's nothing.
-What was it?
-Nothing...really!
-What was it...wait were you pointing to that kid?
-No.
-You were weren't you?
-Well...okay, yes.
-Why would I be interested in that four year old?
-Well you are drooling.
-Oh, I see.
-Mmmmm
-Aaaaahhh.

by avenger of the idiots February 11, 2005

Cradling

A sex act where you stick one fist down your partners mouth, another up the anus, then lift and rock them back and forth like a baby.

I was cradling the shit out of Anita last night. Literally.

by Anitathepeniseater September 3, 2021

rob the cradle

To have a love interest that is significantly younger than oneself in age.

antonym=rob the grave

Typically, older man and younger women, but not always.
"I want to rob the cradle, I want to trade my 40 year old wife in for two twenty year olds"
For example, further than 5 years apart in age might signal a cradle-robbing". Even more years yells it!

by kiddm May 9, 2007