Cocktober

The month during October when you can have sex with anything and everything without it being gay 😏

Guy 1: im so horny

Guy 2: good thing it’s Cocktober 😏

by Daddy696969696 October 24, 2019

cocktober

cocktober is during the month of october. girls (and gays), i will now introduce to you, cocktober. cocktober is a month where you have to get as much dick as possible.

“hey betty how are u doing at cocktober?”

by stinkycoochie eater October 17, 2020

Cocktober

During the month of October, you are allowed to have gay sex with the homies without saying no homo and you will still remain a virgin and be straight

Dude 1: "Hey dude wanna fuck?"

Dude 2: "Hell no, that's some gay shit nigga"

Dude 1: "But it's Cocktober"

Dude 2: "Oh, right"

by SuperbadDefinitions October 2, 2019

Cocktober

The month before No Nut November. During cocktober it is advised that you wank as much as possible before giving it up for No Nut November. your dick should look like a cat was fighting with it from all of the wanking.

"But before no nut November, there came cocktober"

by Scrotum Slayer November 7, 2019

Crackberry

Name for a Blackberry device, when its owner becomes far too dependent on it. For when someone becomes addicted to using their Blackberry, as if it were a drug like "crack".

Chris: What kind of phone do you have?

Matt: Blackberry.

Chris: Me too! I love it.

Matt: Yeah, it's so convenient.

Chris: Yeah man, I'm addicted to it. I couldn't live without my Crackberry.

by B3player89 December 21, 2008

Crackberry Syndrome

When its feels as if your blackberry is vibrating somewhere on your person even if the phone is turned off or not even on you.

Frank: Why you checking you phone, did you get a text?

Harry:No, I guess not, I could have swore I felt it vibrating though. Must have just been my crackberry syndrome acting up again.

by Forget this naming crap May 25, 2010

Crackberry

A comical name for the Blackberry device, usually referred to blackberry users who can't seem to put down their damn blackberry; blackberry addicts.

Can you put down your freakin crackberry for a second and pay attention to the movie?

by Michael Katzab February 7, 2008