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crackstitution

A governance document enforced and upheld by the leader of a government body who admits to smoking crack.
ex. Mayor Rob Ford enforces and upholds the crackstitution of the City of Toronto.
ex. Glenn Jessome cannot make sense of the government or legal systems of Toronto, because of the interpretations of their crackstitution.
ex. Not all of the people of Toronto smoke crack, however, 44% of them want to uphold the crackstitution.
by GlennyJ November 9, 2013
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cracksicle

n. A piece of, or pieces of, crack rock strategically hidden inside of an ice cream cone, and usually sold out of an old white van by a parole violating sex offender. Creepy music is usually involved.
Tom: Hey man, what is that guy doing riding around selling ice cream at noon in February?

Matt: He's not selling just ice cream...he's selling cracksicles!
by Em Are Double You May 15, 2008
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chickship

chickship is for women the same as a bromance for men.
chickship meaning is two girls who aren't lesbians, that act like sisters, and are attached at the hip.
"hey did you see sandra and izzie the other day? they go everywhere together... they must be lesbians"

"No they're in a chickship"
by 808sandheartbreaks November 21, 2011
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crackpipe

Pipe used for smoking crack, sold exclusively at the nations capitol.
by Advil April 9, 2004
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cracksicle

n. A piece of, or pieces of, crack rock strategically hidden inside of an icecream cone, and usually sold out of an old white van by a parole violating sex offender. Creepy music is usually involved.
Tom: Hey man, what is the ice cream truck doing riding around at noon in February?!

Matt: Oh, he's just selling cracksicles.
by Matthew Wilkes May 14, 2008
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Papa Crackpipe

A lesser known nickname for a major male crackhead. These men are most often found at our nations capital.
Guy 1: Look at Papa Crackpipe over there.
Guy 2: Hey dumbass, thats our president.
Guy 3:Ain't that just like that old fella.
by The JoshMeister101 June 8, 2009
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crackslide

a term used for when one puts their hand in another's butt crack and slides in an upward motion, then slaps the butt.
I just couldn't resist to crackslide her because of her huge butt.
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