Cracklin Rosey

A fart that makes a crackling sound that either ends up smelling not so much like roses or leaving a rosebud in your underpants

oooh that was a cracklin rosey baby

by dantheman73 July 9, 2010

Cracklin Cooter

When you put pop rocks on your girlfreinds vagina. Then proceed to eat them.

Last night jimmy gave sally a cracklin cooter, she loved it!

by That Real nigga April 10, 2009

Cracklin Smacklin

When your fucking a girl with cancer put pop rocks in her mouth and smack the back of her head to give a crackling and smacking noise

There was so much cracklin smacklin when I was with Tina at Doernbecher last night

by CoonCommander April 10, 2019

Cracklin Rosey

Cracklin Rosey The bloody blisters that form on a male after extended periods of time masterbating.

Check out this cracklin rosey on both of my hands!

by 420D-Portkid April 18, 2019

cracklin' oat bran

Edible gold. The best cereal you will ever taste. It looks gross, but is orgasmic. Introduced to many at phillips exeter academy.

hey dude what are you eating?
cracklin' oat bran! what else?!

can i have some of that cereal bro?
nah dude, this is cracklin' oat bran

by dododododododo1234987 June 29, 2010

Cracklin' Eye Patch

When you get a girl drunk in hopes of performing sexual acts with her, but she loses consciousness before you get the chance. You ejaculate onto her eyes, so when she wakes up her eyelashes stick together.

That bitch was too drunk to fuck, so I gave her a Cracklin' Eye Patch.

by Frank West August 28, 2006

Cracklin' Snatch Wax

Hot wax for ya snatch.

She put the cracklin' snatch wax on my box, and tore out all my hair!

by cracklepants December 9, 2008