crackeritis

A psychological disorder that starts out by making a person so white, then makes them believe that they are of a different ethnicity. Usually found in children between the ages of 7 and 12. It is rare but you will occasionally find a person that is not white suffering from this disorder.

Justin Bieber has a major case of crackeritis

I met a kid on xbox who was suffering from crakceritis

by rlaux, fwu July 8, 2010

crackerims

When a caucasian foolishly adds pimped up rims to an otherwise caucasian-y vehicle.

Did you see that Bob put spinners on his new Volvo? That fool's got crackerims.

by BJC bitches April 3, 2007

crackerettes

cracker bitches

Nigga I'm sick of these ghetto hoez...let's go to the white hood and get us some crackerettes.

by Nick D February 13, 2003

crackerhead

Lame-brain, Doofus, Numbskull.

What a "Crackerhead"!

by VooDoo Daddy June 3, 2003

Crackeruper

A word you use when you hear something funny.

Boy- Guess what?
Girl- What?
Boy- Chicken butt!
Girl- Hhaha that a crackeruper.

by Lynzayy23 May 12, 2009

Crackertrum

A demonstration of frustration or sudden burst of temper due to poor, inadequate or non-existent service.

The term originated from an infamous lunch on a Cruise boat in which crackers were given to one customer with their soup and not the next customer. That customer, whom did not receive the crackers, proceeded to throw a crackertrum with the waitress.

"They haven't fixed the hot tub yet. You should call tomorrow and throw a crackertrum."

by TZLM November 9, 2009

De-crackernated

To be less white

Damn you ol Mr Roger's ass motherfucker, try to be a lil more de-crackernated

by TireKing87 February 23, 2021