Crabsmack

The ability to walk like a crab while talking smack. On who engages in crabsmack is a crabwalking smacktalker.

If crabsmack were a sport, I would be like Paul Bako.

by Jimson's Best Tumor Clown November 19, 2009

crabshacking

When someone posts images that aren't them on a dating site or app (see cat-fishing), but you still fly across the country to meet them, you end up sleeping with them, and get crabs.

"So I met this hot girl on Tinder, she sent me shots of herself in a bikini, we made plans for me to fly to Chicago to meet her, and then I got crabs. Textbook crabshacking."

"I couldn't help myself. He was so cute and sent me hipsterporn. I had to crabshack that fool."

by McFuckersons November 23, 2013

crabsnacked

The act of having sex before marraige and not knowing that your partner has an std.

Oh man I was just at Dr. Bobs office, I was crabsnacked!

by nmhsmdzf October 20, 2012

Crapspank

When you Crap so hard it Spanks the bottom of the toilet bowl. It can sometimes make a thud in the water like a person doing a canon ball in a swing pool.

Man I just Crapspanked that toilet so hard it left permanent skid marks on the bowl!

by TDIGBY November 3, 2020

Crabshangler

Someone who is bumbled; An individual who is confused or ignorant.

"This new bloke at the pub is quite the crabshangler, isn't he?"
"Ava, you stupid fucking crabshangler, you!"

by xXx_glooby_the_Warrior_xXx November 2, 2021

crabsandals

a term used to describe something that can be considered redundant.

person 1: “Yo, i just bought a new Wii U!”
person2: “It’s 2023. You bought a pair of crabsandals.”

by sinbiotic_ August 11, 2023