craplock

craplock is when everything someone posts online is total crap.

SO YEAH MAYBE I'M USING CAPSLOCK BUT AT LEAST I'M NOT USING CRAPLOCK LIKE THE TEABAGGERS.

by LinguisticArtist September 25, 2013

crabblock

Girl who has crabs so long they shit a solid cover over her vagina.

I reached down her panties and nearly broke a finger on the crabblock.

by Kingandpope December 22, 2017

crabcock

The one guy that has pepperoni nipples and is always itchy

The one guy in class that’s always itchy

WOW HE SURE does how a crabcock

by BruhuHURLEY October 27, 2020

crabcock

When your down there area is super itchy or smelly ofc this only happens to dudes and this person most likely is called pepperoni nips.

OML I think that kid has a crabcock

by BruhuHURLEY October 27, 2020

crabcock

When your genitals are very itchy or stinky sometimes not always a bad things if you have a crabcock do not be embarrassed also having a crabcock may come with side affects like having nipples shaped like pepperonis

OMG sally do you have a crabcock?
Silly Taylor of course not but Shaun does and he is so amazing

by BruhuHURLEY October 27, 2020